Monday, January 23, 2012

funny quotes about children


In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups.  In old age, we yearn to be kids.  It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



There is still no cure for the common birthday.  ~John Glenn



When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.  ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)




Are we not like two volumes of one book?  ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore




One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters.  ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640



A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip.  ~Author Unknown




Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland



I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.  ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

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  • First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.  ~Branch Rickey

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  • A father is always making his baby into a little woman.  And when she is a woman he turns her back again.  ~Enid Bagnold
    Never raise your hand to your kids.  It leaves your groin unprotected.  ~Red Buttons
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  • Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life.  ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities


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