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Making the decision to have a child is momentous.  It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.  ~Elizabeth Stone



Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland



He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland




My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard.  Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass."  "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply.  "We're raising boys."  ~Harmon Killebrew




Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope



Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!  ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836




Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.  ~Gloria Naylor



I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.  ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

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  • Making the decision to have a child is momentous.  It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.  ~Elizabeth Stone
    Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.  ~Herbert Asquith
    A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip.  ~Author Unknown

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  • Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990


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